RIDE HARD OR STAY HOME

 

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REALITY COSTUMES
 BOOTS  ~ GYM SHOES
 ~ BOAT SHOES 
 ~ PENNY LOAFERS
 ~ FLIP FLOPS
 JEANS  ~ SHORTS WITH CHAPS
 ~ KHAKI SHORTS
 ~ CHAPS WORN IN WEATHER ABOVE
50 DEGREES
 BANDANNA   ~HELMETS
WIFE BEATER!

VEST (PREFERABLY WORN)

T-SHIRTS

FLANNELS

~ BUTTON UP SHIRT
~ POLO SHIRTS
~ BOAS
~ RAIN GEAR
 BUNGEE CORDS (LOTS)  ~ LOCK ON BIKE NOT YOUR JEANS
 MOTORCYCLE WITH REAL MILES  ~ NO TRAILERS
 LONG UNDERWEAR  ~ NO SHORT HAIR
 CAMPING  ~ NO MOTELS
SADDLEBAGS  ~ NO CAGES
REAL  MEN  PUSSIES !!!!!!!!!!!
WET NO  UMBRELLAS  !!!!!!!!!!!!

        

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